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just peered into my usual bowl of soup and what do i see?

millions of orangey carrots shaped like hearts, stars and even flowers. i think something artsy is invading my mam's mind and she's translating them into carroty forms.

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anyway, sis lost her voice! HAHA. now i can insult/annoy her for all i care and she won't even be able to retaliate verbally! yoohoo. now she knows how i felt during the first week of school when i couldn't even SPEAK. okay, downside though is that she can't teach me maths. :/

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WEDNESDAY!

chinese was ALL about oral and number patterns.

Wang lao shi(in chinese): okay. things about the environment has been coming very frequently. 2001, 2005, 2006, 2007.

zj and me: ..............

WLS: relationship between maids and their employers is also rather popular. 2003, 2004, 2007.

zj and me: zzzzzzzzzz

WLS: relationship between teachers and students, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006.

zj and me -whip around to glare at each other-(in unison): !!!!!!!! OMG!! 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, TWO OH OH EIGHT SURELY!!!!!

*both bury heads into oral book and start flipping frantically thru anything that's gotta do with teacher-student relationship.*

... and after 15 minutes of intensive memorising,

zj: "you know what?"

me: "what"

zj: "actually i don't think the O level setters will use number patterns as a guide, just so you know."

me: "..........................."

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wednesday was freaking hilarious.

and it all began with the sex education booklet. hmm okay i know it sounds funny and wrong but whatever.

after diligently doing differentiation, which by the way was horribly shitty during the test today, there was only charlotte, jf and me left in class. so in our minor maths-delusioned mind, we decided to flip thru the education booklet to laugh at how inproportional the girls in the pictures were.

then somehow our conversation led to flavoured condoms and i was like, !!

me: "why the hell are they flavoured! does it act like some sorta diffusion or something.....?"
*charlotte and jf exchanges horrified glances*
c and j: "OMG SELINE!! YOU NEED SEX EDUCATION!!!"
me *cringes* : "eek. SHUSH!!!"

okay then charlotte decided to leave and i was still wondering about why the heck are those stuffs flavoured. after all, its Rubber! who in their right mind eats rubber anyway! right.

after hounding the remaining person left in class for about a minute, who maintains that she does not want to corrupt my innocent mind, i got my "answer".

jf -in a rush-: "OK. itsforfellatiook!"
me: "ENH?? what the hell is that!!!"
jf -utterly horrified-: WTF you dunno what's fellatio?!!! OMG CHARRRLOTTTTEEE!!!!!!"
me -cringing- thought: "eep. you didnt have to YELL"

then jf received an sms from charlotte, : "haha. you REALLY shouldn't yell. i could hear you from where i was." and charlotte was about A WHOLE MINUTE AWAY.

and i swear, that just cracked me up. xD

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a maths extra tuition later just spells lame jokes and more lame jokes. i told hilary about what happened in school earlier and she almost rolled on the floor. i had to slap her at least FIVE times before she shut up and went back to her normal self. o.o

and i won a bet! of 50 cents. with a tuitioner. muahaha.

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uurgh. my dad can't pronounce chinese for nuts.

my mam had a minor headache on wednesday so she forced dad to wash the dishes and being the slow me i am, my father went:

"哎. 快点吃你的饭啦! 爸爸要死了!"

when he obviously meant: "爸爸要洗了！”

and just like that, my mam had a good laugh and her headache miraculously disappeared.

then just when i thought that all the family drama was more or less over by now, my sister skipped into the room and after witnessing my glare at her, pouted and yelled (or rather, TRIED to yell.)

SIS: "MOMMY!! seline MAKE ME!!!"
me: "DID NOT! mummy! she's BLUFFING!"
MAM -giving a serene smile-: "ya lor! aiyo. seline how to make you! is mommy and papa make one!!"
me and SIS: "..........................."

oh JOY to the world. the antics of the kok family.

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THURSDAY!!

CHINESE PRELIM ORAL. i was calm THROUGHOUT the entire waiting session when everyone was freaking out. but once i started reading the passage in front of soh junwei, i became a bunch of nerves and trembled like SIAO. :/

but at the end, he said my oral convo was good though, and i had nothing to worry about as i could express my views freely and can communicate pretty well. xD so okay, overall not bad, apart from the fact that i freaking read two words wrong in the passage. o.o

zijin, bella and i had earlier made a pact about me hinting to them if the oral topic was difficult or easy. i was supposed to nod at them if i found it difficult and not do anything if i found it easy. it was on Youth Olympics 2010, so i practically IGNORED them totally after i finished saying my piece and walked away to play scrabble. teehee. :D

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played 3 ppl scrab this time though, got 2 bingoes and won the game. :) xinying and nat are improving! =D

hmm okay so now back to fretting about the competition on saturday. HAHA waste my whole one day at queenstown. sheesh. :D

hope can get into finals at least... told xinyi i'll message her if we do badly and call her if we do well. she better expect to hear my call on saturday! =)

okay hmm. if scrabblers are reading this, i hereby remind you to practise scrab. otherwise later doris tan hound me for not reminding you all again. what's the point though, telling people when i'm not even bothering myself! hee oops. okay feeling guilty now. fine. i shall practise on friday. hmmm.

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taking the first step, into the world.