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on wednesday, i was walking home from school pondering about the fates of those two small white birds which the "father" (or so everyone claims. hello. what exactly is so holy about him though i wonder. talking about exorcising ghosts, sprinkling water at people. hell, i could do that too.) and a certain school teacher so cruelly forced out(i didnt cry. was too busy screaming and swearing at those people). As i went on thinking about how doltish these two people were to actually think that they were doing a good deed sending tame birds into the wild(only to get killed by crows), i stumbled into a playground not far from home.

a bunch of kids from the childcare center nearby yelled to each other (standing maybe 20, 30 cm apart?):

你看！有人要上学了！一定是小学的！

oh crap. some 4 or 5 year old kid actually thought i was a PRIMARY kid. i KNOW im short. you didnt have to rub it in mans.

as i trotted off down the stairs, i was greeted by a cat standing majestically in simba style with its eyes closed. giggling to myself, i wondered if cats knew the benefits of practising meditating.

sensing my presence, the cat then swished its tail on my feet and meowed at my shoe.

i'd like to think that it was actually buddha who decided to send a heavenly cat down to earth to bless my legs so that i can stop being a shorty and grow tall faster.

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OMG. i just realised that we have practically no tests this week save for some stupid ting xie. OMFG. liberation!! for a while at least. whew. (((=

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anyway i finally found a fellow avid gamer in the form of my new sitting partner. went to jiafeng's house on the pretext of doing a maths project and ended spending almost the whole saturday playing her xbox and the nintendo guitar thing. =DD

met her at the bus stop and we both got harressed by a HUGE and BIG and FAT and ENORMOUS hornet or wasp or something. i swear its almost the size of three eyeballs. i know running is not the best thing to do in such cases, but..... EWW. i'm still traumatised by it. never mind. must be because jiafeng was wearing yellow and being a hornet/wasp, it wants to get close to something yellow so that it can turn into the yellow and black bumble bee again. ahh. great. i'm not talking sense. i think im still traumatised. ignore me.

jiafeng's house is on the 18th storey. her sister's room has this full length window that can be opened fully. according to her, the scenery below that room is pretty nice too, so it wouldn't be that bad a place to commit suicide. ^.^

HAH it was really really fun. when Os are over, i'm so gonna force her to let me come to her house again to play. =DD even though by now, after watching me play all those games, she should be quite wary of my gaming skills as well as my sense of direction. XD

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afternote: the "peek into what's me" column this week has been held back due to a lack of time.